Cute Lil Dragon: Winston, I examined the document on your typewriter and I was very disgusted about the content. Would you like to tell me why you typed this offensive document?
Winston: What do you mean "Offensive"!? This document was a nice little piece. After all, it's not saying that I should kill you, it's saying the opposite. And by doing the opposite, I am saving you! So you should be more grateful.
Cute Lil Dragon: So then why didn't you want anyone coming into your fridge until you were finished typing your document.
Winston: Would you like a spot of tea, Cute Lil Dragon?
Cute Lil Dragon: Uh.... No thank you. Now back to the conversation Winston, why did you want no one to enter your fri-
Winston: I LOVE TEA! YES I DO! TEA-OH-REE OH REE-A-ROO!!!
(Winston Continued Singing the "Tea Song" for the rest of the 47 hours, 54 minutes, and 23 seconds)
Although the document does seem suspicious. Winston continues to claim even to this moment that he did it out of pure good heart and did not mean any harm by it. He says simply that our "twisted minds" distorted what he said. Distorted or not it's still suspicious and Winston is being held prisoner in Chi's cave until he further talks.
By the way! How is your planet "Earth" still doing? Has it hit the 21st yet? It's hard to tell what time it is over there because Dragon Planet rotates a lot faster. I wish you best of luck with doomsday!
~Cute Lil Dragon