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Cute Lil Dragon: Good morning, Winston!
Cute Lil Dragon: So, what are your thoughts on Lara?
Cute Lil Dragon: Uh.... How do you like Croft Manor
Cute Lil Dragon: Mhm, how about your fridge?
Winston: *Stands Motionless
Cute Lil Dragon: Uh... Well it looks like we're out of time. Bye Winston!